James Randal is a character played by Spaceboy
The Mascot Incident
James was promoted by an unnamed Burger Shot employee to the super official position of Burger Shot Mascot. He was gifted the most holy of relics, the fabled Burger mask. Little did James know that heavy is the head that bears the burger. In official duties of The Office Of The Burger, James shot 3 people in cold blood. James tossed aside the heavy burden and dawned a bear mask to evade the easily startled police.
The Hat Trials
An Evil Demon Lady has taken James' most precious of possessions. His hat was sent to the nether realm, engulfed by eternal hell fire and unwearable by any mere man. This unspeakable act, committed by an all powerful eldritch demon, may be reversed by completing the TRIALS.COM
Trial of Water - James had to reach back into his PADI certified past to dive the depths and complete the first task, dumping toxic waste into the OSHAWN.
Trial of Fire - A sacrifice must be made in fire and James reluctantly obliged. A hippy smelling of sweat and patchouli is to be cleansed. Adam the pervert was the perfect target.
Trial of Air - Back to where it all began. A trust fall was to be lept.
Trial of Blood - Did you know hands make nice smoothies? Well a lot of government workers now do! Anything for social media fame!
After completing the trials his hat was returned alongside a new discount code, and Andy started talking bullshit about a Canadian website competitor to hat.com.
The Holy War
James consults the Holy Mime as what to do next. The war was held inside the Ammunation, many many lives were lost.