Jordan, most famously known as Suckaberg, is a young and wild criminal juggalo (also referred to as a clown). He's often found committing these crimes with his dysfunctional family in tow. When he's not committing anything heinous he's either out and about helping citizen's of San Andreas with their small problems for extra cash, or he's dumpster diving to be able to work on his crafting projects.
Physical Description[]
Grimy and more often than not covered in poop, Suckaberg is a young man with iconic juggalo face paint and more piercings than one could count. His hair is often found as pulled back dreads. He has multiple outfits with his Poop Factory workwear and his Fatal Incursion casual wear being his most common.
Background[]
Events[]
Fish Mafia
What started as a simple attempt at robbery reveals a much darker conspiracy that plagues the island.
On a fateful night when Suckaberg and company learn that the fishing industry is worth lots and lots of money they devise a plan to make use of newly bought explosives to scare them into giving up a portion of their haul. They thought it would have been easy. Alas crimes for the crew never go easy. Upon pulling up to the group of fishermen at the river bank Suckaberg approaches them with a grenade in hand which seemed to scare the few fishing right there, but on the other side of the rock he stood on Fingle Dan, who was taking care of another group, wasn't given a chance to say a word before a shot rang out. In a instant the grenade flew blowing up most of the cars full of fish and Suckaberg's body hit the wet river bank with a few new gunshot wounds.
All wasn't for nothing the gang managed to down a majority of the fishermen causing intense confusion for the responding ranger. Unfortunately due to only having one emergency responder things slip through the cracks. An off-duty EMS was already on the scene having survived the attempted robbery and flashed her EMS ID card to the ranger next to Suckaberg, Binx Wakasa, to prove her EMS status and disprove Nolo's attempt to evacuate the downed members. With this trust the ranger allowed her to transport the fishermen in her vehicle to the Paleto Hospital ahead of Suckaberg. During this time alone with the responding ranger as he transports them Suckaberg sowed seeds of discord claiming that he and his boys were the ones attacked instead.
Upon arriving to the hospital Suckaberg is forced to watch the other victims of the attempted robbery start walking out of the hospital with not a finger lifted to stop them from leaving the active scene. As he was left alone in a bed, one returned to start heckling and threatening him, even going so far as to finger his bullet wound, claimed to be an attempt at torturing by Suckaberg. When the responding ranger walked back in with more officer's the attacker was escorted out of the room forcibly. Once well enough to walk Suckaberg was able to give a report of the events that happened according to him, such as making him and his friends the true victims of the situation, and making sure to mention often how he was tortured by fingering (his bullet wound hole) before he was released.
Meanwhile in the hours that he spend in the hospital he learned that Fingle Dan had gotten out before him and was stalked by a purple car, believed to be owned by the group that they had just attempted to rob. Luckily he had the smarts to take a picture of the car with the plate shown clearly in the image, as this was their newest break in hunting down specifically the torturer. This hint led them to discovering a large conspiracy once they found the same car sitting pristine in Strokemaster's garage with the mechanics claiming it was owned by one of the owners days later. On top of a purple car they found Binx's social media where she has many posts claiming her affiliations with the Ballas. Over the next few days investigating the purple car's owner, Binx, and even the Ballas, Suckaberg connected dots and realized that Los Santos may have fallen into the hands of the largest monopoly run by the fishermen.
FIB, The IAA, and an Attempted Coup
On a fateful July 4th an attempted attack on Los Santos by Chinta led to Suckaberg and friends serving as turncoats and so leads multiple federal agencies to investigate them.
Relationships[]
Family Members
Clayton Galdale
Suckaberg's unfortunate cousin who upon reaching back out to Suckaberg spent his first day in the city stuck in jail.
A mysterious text and an all too put together meeting, the reveal that Suckaberg has a twin brother also abandoned by Gordon came as a shock. Following the events of getting involved with the IAA and deporting Nolo, Dorjan in turn reminded them of his evil roots by betraying Suckaberg and Jonte by taking over Suckaberg's janitor job and joining the IAA against his brother just to get some Cayo Zaza. Despite this he was body dumped on the highway and is intent on getting back into good graces with his family.
Shortly after sending Gordon the divorce papers (that never got signed), Suckaberg's birth mother, Kathleen, started a relationship with his new step father: Fingle Dan.
Gordon is Suckaberg's absent father who has come back after over a decade of being out of his life (according to him it was Kathleen who pushed him out of the picture) to try an reconcile with his son. Unlike his other parent, Kathleen, Gordon is much more straight edge and often chastises his son's criminal actions resulting in arguments between him and Suckaberg, but also other family members. Despite the arguments Suckaberg is still trying to get his birth parents back together.
Kathleen is Suckaberg's biological mother who raised him once Gordon left. However, a lot of the money sent to support Suckaberg was used on luxuries rather than her son. Suckaberg is a momma's boy and often takes her side in any arguments that come about between her and Gordon. Despite the arguments Suckaberg is still trying to get his birth parents back together.
The adopted brother of Suckaberg through Gordon's side. While often friendly with one another the two brothers are often seen in fights (often spurring from Gordon calling Nolo the better son).
Rob Otte
Robot is Suckaberg's mechanical brother from Fingle's side of the family. He originally believed him to have been dismantled and turned into a TV.
An old friend from times past. Suckaberg respects his boxing prowess and his classic harvester move.
Randy Towman
Originally a known nemesis of Suckaberg due to his former confidential informant status. He only became a close friend, even to the point Suckaberg calling him his best friend in the city, after losing trust in the police that locked him out of the courthouse allowing him to be kidnapped and attacked by Suckaberg and company. The kidnapping turned Randy hard, a life of terrorizing the legal system of Los Santos with planes which Suckaberg more than happily encouraged.
Puck
Puck and Suckaberg are bullet brothers after having the same sniper bullet hit both of them outside of the court house.
Trivia[]
Suckaberg has a PhD in Astrology.
His favorite food is a hotdog with chili and a single pickle (unknown if it's a full pickle or a single slice).
Currently holds the highest known Flappy Bird score on the server, and achieved realm first 1000 points. For reaching such heights his LifeInvader account was verified with a red check mark (June 5th,2024).
